Well they had plenty to say about being the child of a writer. I thought I could start off your week with a few chuckles, because I bet there are more kids out there who would agree with my kids' perspectives.
They gave me 8 tips – but I’m SURE we can find plenty more! J
Here we go.
If your mother is a writer….
8. She will spurt out random information about her current
(or any past) story because she assumes we are all in the same world her brain
is.
7. She may ask you odd questions which make you wonder what
on earth your mother is up to. (such as “if I wanted to create a weapon that
could do this, what would I need?”
6. If she is talking to someone you can’t see, it’s ok.
Simply walk away and pay no attention to the invisible person.
5. She may spontaneously dress up in odd costumes – and encourage
you to help her create more costumes. (The upside to this is that you always
have cool things to wear for Halloween or Fall Festivals)
4. Don’t expect her to edit your novel any time soon….because
she’s invariably working on hers (this from my eldest, of course)
3. You never know where the bedtime stories are going to go.
2. She will totally ‘get’ your creative way of thinking. It
really takes one to know one.
1. Prepare yourself for an ‘awesome, crazy, weird parent’
It was funny (and somewhat humbling) to compile the list
from my crew. What can you or your kids add to this list?
Are you willing to share? J
She is thrilled to be represented by Julie Gwinn of The Seymour Literary Agency. Her debut novel, A Twist of Faith, arrives in bookstores in early 2015!! You can learn more about the story and the series at www.mitchellscrossroads.com
Haha! Gotta love that! Your kids are awesome. Can we meet someday? :)
ReplyDeleteLOVE it, Pepper! I'm sure my kids would give some more as well. And by the way, your picture at the bottom of this post? GORGEOUS :D
ReplyDeleteLove this and I'm sure my kids would agree! Mommy is sometimes in her own little world! Cute list.
ReplyDeleteIT was a lot of fun to do!
ReplyDeleteCase, I would LOVE for you to meet my kiddos some time! They would love you!
Joanne,
ReplyDeleteThanks for the sweet words!
Heather,
ReplyDeleteOh I bet your kids could add a few ;-) Our little worlds are so much fun sometimes, aren't they? :-)
LOL, I love this, Pepper! #6 is my fave (and it probably applies to me more times than I care to admit). :)
ReplyDeleteSarah,
ReplyDeleteI know!!! I wonder how my kids handle 'normal' people after living with me so long.
Hysterical! My kids have always lived by #6...haha.
ReplyDeleteYou are obviously a better parent than me, I'm sure my list would be more like "Be prepared to wait two hours for breakfast" or "Don't expect to use the computer any time soon"
ReplyDeleteMy 21yo adds "Prepare for her to look like she's listening to you but then look up from her laptop after an entire conversation and say, 'Wait, what?'"
ReplyDeleteMelissa,
ReplyDeleteI think my kids are being nice. Though they haven't had to wait for a computer (most of the time) because my writing happens late at night - but I can't say that I've always been great at getting food on time ;-)
Tyson's chicken nuggets are wonderful things! ;-)
Lori,
ReplyDeleteYep, I'm surprised one of my kids didn't think of that one. Maybe ignorance is bliss ;-)
Given my older ones a few more years and they'll probably come up with another long list :-)
Lori,
ReplyDeleteYep, I'm surprised one of my kids didn't think of that one. Maybe ignorance is bliss ;-)
Given my older ones a few more years and they'll probably come up with another long list :-)
Here's another one:
ReplyDeleteWhen you make any kind of comment, or share something that happened, she'll say, "That would make a great story!"
Oh I LOVE this!! Number 6 made me laugh out loud! I KNOW I do that one. Mine would probably add something like, "Saying she needs 5 more minutes to finish a scene, and will repeat the words an hour later with a glazed hungry look in her eyes." ;)
ReplyDeleteI'm with Melissa... my kids list would be completely different.
ReplyDelete"I have to say mom 1,000 times before she looks away from her screen and says, 'where you saying something?'"
"She makes us pretend she is going bye-bye... then sneaks back into the house and locks her bedroom door while we watching the baby, otherwise the baby will scream for her."
"if your number of chores have tripled since she started writing...."
....
Yeah. The list wouldn't be nearly so kind!
My kids would add - expect her to be late picking you up from school. I can't tell you how many times I was late, and my daughter would look at me in a sage, knowing way, and say, "You were writing again, weren't you, Mom?" Guilty as charged. The kitchen timer has become my best friend.
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of which...minimum day today...son is waiting...Bye now!