If you’ve been running a mile a minute like I have, then you likely feel this way…we need a little humor right this very minute.I’m here to deliver. (Here’s to hoping this gets a laugh out of you.)
The Twelve Ways of this Business
On the first day of Christmas, my agent gave to me…
partridge (partial title of one of my novels) in a contract…wee! (Just playin’. No big announcements to share.)
On the second day of Christmas, my agent gave to me…
new platform love & partridge in a contract…wee!
On the third day of Christmas, my agent gave to me…
three agency friends, new platform love, & partridge in a contract…wee!
On the fourth day of Christmas, my agent gave to me…
four stalling words, three agency friends, new platform love, & partridge in a contract…wee!
On the fifth day of Christmas, my agent gave to me…
five cell phone rings, four stalling words, three agency friends, new platform love, & partridge in a contract…wee!
On the sixth day of Christmas, my agent gave to me…
six tweets-a-sayin’, five cell phone rings, four stalling words, three agency friends, new platform love, & partridge in a contract…wee!
On the seventh day of Christmas, my agent gave to me…
seven mochas brewing, six tweets-a-sayin’, five cell phone rings, four stalling words, three agency friends, new platform love, & partridge in a contract…wee!
On the eighth day of Christmas, my agent gave to me…
eight pencils breaking, seven mochas brewing, six tweets-a-sayin’, five cell phone rings, four stalling words, three agency friends, new platform love, & partridge in a contract…wee!
On the ninth day of Christmas, my agent gave to me…
nine chapters prancing, eight pencils breaking, seven mochas brewing, tweets-a-sayin’, five cell phone rings, four stalling words, three agency friends, new platform love, & partridge in a contract…wee!
On the tenth day of Christmas, my agent gave to me…
ten verbs-a-sleepin’, nine chapters prancing, eight pencils breaking, seven mochas brewing, six tweets-a-sayin’, five cell phone rings, four stalling words, three agency friends, new platform love, & partridge in a contract…wee!
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my agent gave to me…
eleven editors Skyping, ten verbs-a-sleepin’, nine chapters prancing, eight pencils breaking, seven mochas brewing, six tweets-a-sayin’, five cell phone rings, four stalling words, three agency friends, new platform love, & partridge in a contract…wee!
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my agent gave to me…
twelve bloggers blogging, eleven editors Skyping, ten verbs-a-sleepin’, nine chapters prancing, eight pencils breaking, seven mochas brewing, six tweets-a-sayin’, five cell phone rings, four stalling words, three agency friends, new platform love & partridge in a contract…wee!
Merry Merry!
And to all a good night!
*photo from Flickr
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Wendy Paine Miller writes women’s fiction, crafting stories with the hope of poking brains and moving thoughts. She graduated with a BA in English from Wittenberg University, where she earned an Honor of Distinction for her accrued knowledge of literature. Wendy feels most alive when she’s speeding in a boat, reading, writing, refurbishing furniture, running, and trusting God. To interact with her, visit http://thoughtsthatmove.blogspot.com/
Hahaha!! You had me going on that first one. ;-)
ReplyDeleteSo fun, Wendy. :) Loved this! Yes, it got some laughs.
ReplyDeleteYou made me smile, Wendy! And yes, I think we all need a little more humor right now :)
ReplyDeleteCasey, Fun to fool you, if only for a bit.
ReplyDeleteJeanne, Glad it got you laughing.
Cindy, Wow, laughter helps me through this madness big time.
Thanks for swinging by and getting my humor. I had fun with it.
~ Wendy
So fun, Wendy! This was just what my fried brain needed today. ;)
ReplyDeleteVery clever, Wendy! I happen to think, though, that if a writer were awaiting The Call she wouldn't make it past one or two cell phone rings. =)
ReplyDeleteIt has been SUCH a stressful week for me Wendy I just read you very fun post (it's Friday). Thank you, thank you, thank you.
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